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Women Vs Men

10:11 PM
Tuesday, July 27, 2004

I'm sure by now everyone knows about the new 'reality' TV-series called The Apprentice.

You know the one where managers, company founders, restaurant owners, yadayada...
all live under the same roof with the hopes to work for Mr Donald Trump and be much
more richer than they already were in the first place.
The one that was described as 'Survivor in designer suits'.
The ones that shows us that wearing designer togs doesn't necessarily make you a
better person than the rest of us. Yup. That show.

Remember when we were kids, we always say "Girls rule, boys drool!"
And we saw exactly that! Despite all the bitching that going on, for four (not one, but FOUR)consecutive weeks, the women won.
I'm sure all the guys are scratching their heads, bewildered.
Who else but only a woman can explain this phenomenon...so let me enlighten you the top 5 reason why women win.

5. Sisterhood - there's this weird thing called sisterhood. We'll stick together defeat MEN cos we'll never let men come between us.

4. Persuasive - We have mastered the art of persuasion.

3. Bitchy - Being bitchy translates to competitiveness. No one can be better than us. We have to win.

2. Creativity - We think out of the box. You know when a guy says 'No',they mean 'No'. But when a woman says 'No', it means 'Yes'. Men looks at things as it is. Women sees BEYOND that.

1. The Men Don't Get It (like that credit card advert..)

Full time real estate secretary/ part-time struggling poet / freelance web/graphics designer.

A rebel without a cause, she manages to get out of trouble for looking “innocent”. Well, most of the times.

Express her mood/ feelings through the tunes blastin' on her Zen Neeo (currently: The Raconeurs, Muse, Arctic Monkeys, McFly, Placebo, Simple Plan, Fall Out Boys and Panic! At The Disco)

Craves for chocolates and durian rolls, can never resist a SALE and always always ALWAYS complaining about her day job.

% Avalanche
% Bloodshed
% Brenda
% Eli
% Feeza
% Gh3tto
% Hallie
% Isty
% LindaNJ
% MKhan
% Ms Azura
% Mistique
% Nut
% Pahlawan Putih
% Princess Kamilah
% Qaramelia
% Ridjal
% Rya
% Shaeeda
% Shiqin
% SpongeBib
% UrbanNini
% Wita

% electrico
% photobucket

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